Brooklyn Decker
Can someone please put a 5150 hold on Brooklyn Decker's dress? This schizophrenic look that Brooklyn wore to the Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration in Hollywood deserves to be committed. One dress should never try to combine four prints, particularly snakeskin, polka dots, stripes and neon.
The pattern binge on this Preen dress aside, it's also ill-fitting. The sleeves and hemline are an odd length, and a black belt would look better if worn on the smallest part of her waist. You'd think a supermodel would know better!
Finally, we know it's warmer in LA, but it is still February. Open-toed sandals and a white purse feel off season to us.
The final verdict? Brooklyn gets no points for her wardrobe, but her hair and makeup look very pretty, so at least there's that.
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez is another case of celebrities overdosing on prints. J. Lo usually has amazingly sexy style, but what was she thinking with this floral metallic patterned dress she wore to the Topshop grand opening party in LA? This look is far too frumpy for her!
The colorblocked collar and sleeves are too much on top of the floral print and checked accents on the dress. This 80s-esque frock does nothing for her famous killer curves and looks like something a housewife would wear, not a style icon!
Her leopard print, aqua trimmed platform shoes are the icing on this fugly cake. When wearing a super busy dress, stick to neutral shoes. And black tights should not be worn with open-toed shoes!
The final verdict? Please stick to your signature style, Jenny. If the 43-year-old mother of two is trying to show a more mature side, it probably doesn't help that her usual accessory is 25-year-old boyfriend Casper Smart, who accompanied her to this bash.
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