Anne Hathaway
Is Anne Hathaway a Method actress? She played a prostitute in Les Miserables, and by the looks of her streetwalker-ready bondage-inspired shoes, she's still in character in this Tom Ford ensemble she chose for the NY premiere of Les Mis.
We're so confused by Anne's look, since she normally has such classic and sophisticated style. The actress is wearing head to toe Tom Ford, including this black gothic caped dress from his spring 2013 collection with a thigh high slit. Not everyone is Gwyneth Paltrow and can pull of a Tom Ford cape, Anne. Gwyn's look worked because it was sleek and chic, while your billowing black cape is reminding us of a trash bag.
And then there are those S&M shoes, which were also custom designed by Tom Ford for her in vegan leather for animal lover Anne. Save those for your Fifty Shades of Grey audition, please.
The final verdict? You know how they say remove one item before leaving the house? Anne must have chosen her undies that night, because she suffered a wardrobe malfunction while exiting her car in this tight dress. You don't have to put on the red light, but you do have to put on panties when paps are present!
Miranda Lambert
Was Miranda Lambert dressing up for Halloween or the American Country Awards? The sequined piping on her minidress reminds us of spider webs. We also think the country crooner was torn between going classy and tacky in this getup.
The turtleneck and long sleeves on her black and silver dress say business, while the super short hemline says Viva Las Vegas, where the awards went down. But the whole look screams "I need a stylist who knows how to dress my body type" to us.
The horizontal sequin stripes make her petite frame look shorter and wider, and the half-bun hairdo seems dated. Instead of showing off her great cleavage, Miranda kept that all covered up and bared too much leg instead with this super short outfit.
The final verdict? When in doubt, stick to a fashion formula that works for your figure. And remember, turtleneck dresses have no place in Las Vegas!
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