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Yes, you read that correctly. For those of us who would love a boyfriend/husband with a man bun but can't wait for his hair to grow long enough, then you may be tempted to purchase one of these clip-on devices from Groupon — they come in blond, brunette and black.
But while the thought of having a man with a perfectly chiselled jaw and luscious locks is terribly enjoyable...
...we can foresee some potential disasters with this clip-on creation.
For example, the clip-on man bun could fall off in the middle of a date — just when you're about to eat dinner. Hairy pasta, anyone?
Or during an intense tennis match. Swoosh!
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When Bae wants to bust a move... but he can't whip his hair back and forth... or else.
There's nothing manly about the man bun falling off mid altercation. Amiright?
Or when you're driving in the car, with the wind in your hair... and poof... there goes your man's man bun.
Disaster can strike at any time, like when you're lifting weights at the gym — and the hair suddenly falls off.
Oh, and there's always the possibility that your kitten takes a liking to the man bun... because sometimes a ball of wool is just not good enough.
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He'll also have to fend off magpies, worry about getting his hair stuck in that rapidly closing subway train door and ensure that no one gets too close and starts caressing his (fake) lengthy locks.
Thank you, and goodnight!
