Or you know, I could just be projecting.
Here are 15 more things you'll only understand if you too have a lackluster pout (in other words, it doesn't exist):
1. To do your makeup, you first have to spend 20 minutes finding your lips.
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2. You don't own one lip gloss that doesn't have some rendition of the word "plump" on the label.
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3. When your lips are chapped, they disappear entirely.
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4. The only time they looked all Angelina Jolie was when your little brother accidentally elbowed you in the face — and it was amazing.
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5. When you outline your lips with lip liner, you're done.
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6. The sales rep at Sephora always seems nervous when you walk in.
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7. When you pout, nothing changes.
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8. You've thought about injections, but knowing your luck this would happen:
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9. When you blot your lipstick, your lip print looks like an equals sign.
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10. When you bite your lip, you don't look sexy — you look constipated.
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11. Putting on lipstick means giving yourself a makeup mustache.
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12. You also don't bother checking to see whether it's on your teeth because it's totally on your teeth.
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13. The only lip gloss wand you can use for flawless coverage belongs to your 4-year-old niece.
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14. When a guy kisses you, it feels like there's a plunger on your face.
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15. Googling solutions for thin lips means finding more information on vaginal reconstruction surgery than you ever thought possible.
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